For those days when nothing goes right and you just want to hit the wall, take solace in a Dammit Doll - a friend you can slam, whack, pull and squeeze while yelling your favorite obscenities. Attached poem reads: "Whenever things don't go so well, And you want to hit the wall and yell, Here's a little Dammit doll, That you can't do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs And find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out Yell "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
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