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The stuff you just can't do without! Mustache mints, talking key chains, mustache doormats . . . fart books, bitch books. The LOFT has your brown humor novelty items . . . and fuchsia, puce and violet humor items as well!

Fan-fucking-tastic Notecards

$14.95

Delightfully irreverent and classy, this notecard set offers 4 different greetings--all rendered in beautiful hand-drawn calligraphy and foilstamped on uncoated card stock. Perfect for expressing sentiments with humor and style.

Flipside Dishwasher Sign

$12.99

Are those dishes clean or dirty? Flip Side reversible magnetic plaques keep you in the know with a mere twist of the wrist. Sign adheres to any washer surface by way of a rare-earth magnet, backed with a strong, non-staining 3M adhesive. Constructed of durable PVC, with an embedded steel core.

Great Nudes Mug

$14.99

Add a hot beverage and watch these works of art go from prudes to nudes! Mug features 13 works of art from the 15th to 20th centuries. Holds 16 oz. Microwafe safe, hand wash only.

Holy Toast! Bread Stamper

$5.99

In the beginning...there was bread. Ho hum. Make that boring bread an inspiration by embossing it before you toast! The easy-to-use HOLY TOAST stamper embosses an image of the Holy Mother into slices of toast; Sturdy construction with raised detailing; Sized to perfectly fit most standard slices of bread; Measures 4 by 4 by 1 inches.

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

$23.99

Take pesky squirrels down a notch with this hilarious squirrel feeder. Makes a great gift!

Jesus Ashtray

$15.99

Holy Smoke! Just say no to cigarettes with this 3.5" x 3.5" glass ashtray that says "Jesus Hates It When You Smoke." Felt bottom to protect table surface. Comes with the warning "Use of this product may be hazardous to your health and/or eternal soul".

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